Babies

Paediatrics are a strange item. Children do wierd things. Fortunately parents often know when something is wrong. For example the mother of one four week old baby I saw yesterday. She had tried repeatedly to tell the health care professionals that her baby was wrong and it was not an infection and nobody listened.

Fortunately somebody eventually did an ultrasound and realised that this baby had a block in its digestive system that meant it was actually receiving no nourishment and was slowly starving to death.

Cue the blue light brigade. Turning up at hospital to collect this little bundle of joy we were expecting something a few years old, I mean it was in a childs seat how bad can it WHAT THE FUCK?! Is that even a human being or a doll?! HOW FUCKING SMALL IS THAT? JESUS SHIT I COULD COUGH AND SNAP THAT THING.

This manifested itself in "Good afternoon we'll be taking you today"

This brings me to my point now. When taking the baby out of the hospital complete with two ambulance crew and nasal canula in situ why do people come and try and touch the baby. Clearly it is fucking tiny and probably not very well so why in christs name would you come and breathe your germs all over it?

For fucks sake get over your menopause and get out of my fucking way. I don't care if your ovaries are shriveled and your tubes are blocked with a vagina drier than the sahara desert stop interfering with the clearly sick child I am moving.

People are fucking morons.