Imagine my surprise upon arriving to collect a patient without a paramedic today I was greeted by a doctor saying "well whats the difference then between that ambulance his own car"

Thats right without a paramedic on an ambulance you may as well not go. Ignore the blue lights, the sirens, the oxygen, the AED the fact you are not actually driving the fucking thing.

Where in shites name did you get your medical degree from? Staples? I didn't realise the NHS accepted photoshop jobs.

Maybe your colour blind, well fully blind as you cannot notice that its a fucking ambulance. In fact if he could drive himself to the hospital why am I picking him up in the first place?

I hope somebody takes the time to talk to you fucking SLOWLY about what an ambulance is. Maybe your of the miracle wagon variety? In fact for a routine transfer where the patient requires just a stretcher what do you expect a paramedic to do? You don't want him cannulating, intubating and as he is completely stable you will not want cardiac drugs pushing.

FUCK OFF. Don't sit and moan about the fact you didn't get a paramedic vehicle when you didn't fucking ask for one. You asked for an urgent vehicle and got an urgent vehicle. I hope you get your leg caught in a lift and get dragged up slicing your leg off and coating the inside of the lift shaft with your blood whilst you scream helplessly leaving a trickle of blood as the doors open at the top.

There is no need to be so fucking rude because you are a moron and the best you could manage after medical school was being a GP which rather than be good at your are in fact hopeless at. You give the term doctor a bad name and frankly sooner you are struck off the better.