Gyppos

Nothing seems to generate so much anger amongst my colleagues as pikeys. However they don't exactly endear themselves when you arrive on scene of somebody knocked down by a car to be greeted with "you have been fucking ages where the fuck were you"

That's right you oxygen starved retard, we were sat chilling out thinking "na fuck it how bad can it be?" In fact we ignored out Jedi powers and decided not to predict the accident and come and park just round the corner waiting for it to happen.

Do these dregs of society not realise Minority Report is Science Fiction?

The explanation given was the she had been on the floor for forty minutes. The call originated 25 minutes ago. I suppose you can give five minutes for them to work out how to operate a phone but even so.

Next job was to get aggressive with the police constable who was there for his lack of getting us there any quicker. I really hate it too when they don't use those teleporters from Star Trek. After all those taxes that other people pay are surely if nothing else to pay for the utmost in care for those that like to drive around at 10mph in horse drawn carriages leaving shit all over the road.

If you are so worried about the person on the floor why would you deliberately waste another 2 minutes threatening the emergency services that have arrived and complaining rather than getting out of the fucking way so we can assess the patient?

The only thing more indicative of an IQ that could be measured as a fraction would have been the phrase "I pay your wages". Fortunately I don't think anybody there had a concept of what a "wage" was, much least of being mistaken in thinking that they were contributing to society in some way.

ALso as an aside. When you stink of alcohol, you do not know if your in pain and you cannot string a coherent sentance together it is not unreasonable to be asked if you have had a drink. It is however fucking unreasonable for your partner to then threaten the person asking with what can only be described as remedial english. You clearly have not just been drinking water and it IS relevant after a RTA.

However in hindsight I suspect that you probably couldn't string a sentance together even if you were sober. Fortunately for us you have a perfect grasp of swearing and threats to keep us convinced that you have an open airway and can breathe.

Hopefully next time it's a lorry.