Training Perfect People

Tonight for a bit of a change I decided to volunteer some time to help train first aiders.

People volunteer their time for all sorts of reasons. I do it generally to help people improve and pass on my experiences and knowledge. Now I don't mind giving up my time to teach people who genuinely want to learn. However I do take issue to smart arse cunts who preach some random bollocks and when it is explained to them why its wrong begin shouting and throwing a tantrum despite the fact they are in their early 20s.

If you are too thick to understand that by pressing on a wound with a hand you are in fact controlling the wound then you have no right pretending you have the priviledge to consider communicating with higher beings than yourself such as me.

I definately don't expect you to tell me that despite the patient (aptly described in the scenario) as going into shock should be left sat upright in the middle of a floor while you fanny about with a bandage. Well I don't mind you asking me why this is wrong. I do have a fucking serious issue with you blurting out like some kind of retarded gorilla about how wrong I am, folding your arms, stomping away to whisper in somebody else's ear about how wrong I am.

Actually thats unfair to the retarded gorilla population. At least they would have a chance of tugging on the right thing for an orgasm. Though lord knows if by some miracle a passing amoeba managed to explain it to you then I can only hope nothing more than the gas of a wet fart comes out of the end. The idea you managing to get any of those cross eyed sperm anywhere near an egg and the resulting abomination makes me want to gnaw at my own face.

Truthfully there are degenerative brain diseases that you are immune to purely because of the lack of complexity in that part of your central nervous system. A brain tumour would have more chance of articulating something intelligent than the pair of cells currently rattling around in your head.

I do wonder if you physically have enough chromosomes to make up any sort of offspring. I suspect it is less of a double helix and more of a DNA rectangle. As long as you don't find a paralysed animal with a buck toothed vagina I think the rest of us are safe from having to waste perfectly good bullets on your children.