Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Tories want new minimum age for politicians

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Now let's not beat about the bush, David Cameron is quite clearly a cunt. A dirty sweaty cunt with enough yeast to rival your average supermarket. A cunt so devoid of attention that small animals get trapped in the pubic hair and choke to death on the fumes coming out of the jaws of death. A cunt that you would half expect to find rotten teeth in and the only thing ever likely to go into it is two arthritis riddled fingers from its dirty sweaty owner.

But I digress.

What this woman believes is that the reason he is incapable of running the country is because he is not over 45. Now I am pretty sure on your fourty fifth birthday you are not suddenly endowed with the knowledge of the world. In fact I am pretty sure the only knowledge this transvestite looking egg plant has due to her age is what a menopause feels like when you are sat at home alone again on a Friday night.

So far this politician is known for trying to encourage doctors to call overweight people "fat" in the hope that this will make them take responsiblity for their actions and to remove free milk for under fives. Other things that being over 45 has allowed her to "sort of know stuff" was that the NHS staff she abandoned should accept increment freezes or that it wasn't an important step to make sexual health teaching compulsory in schools as this "does not guarantee quality".

Quite what she knows remains unclear. I can only assume she wants people to wait until they are over 45 to enter poltics because quite frankly dinosaurs like this idiot need voting out as soon as possible. God forbid new fresh thinking ideas and people that actually are in touch with the electorate exercise their democratic right to stand for parliament.

Clearly being 44 means you just don't know enough

2 comments:

Mark said...

Woaaaah, that's dark! I almost thought for a moment you were going pro-Cameron until I realised it was about ageism. Wondered what had happened to you whilst I was away for a moment there...

Casey said...

Apologies, that was me. Didn't realise Mark's Google was still signed in...