Paramedic Refuses to Carry Dying Girl

As if on cue
After saying there was not much worth posting about in last few months the Daily Mail has come to the rescue in Chronic Hypertension causing fuckwittery. (I have just been advised that reading articles printed by the daily mail is in fact one of the most common causes of chronic hypertension)

Paramedic Ms Lynn denied she had put her patient's health beneath her own

So what if she fucking had? Why in fucks name should we put patients before ourselves? Christ the public already are all for raping pensions, think we get paid too much and are sat around like water fairys picking our arse cracks. What in gods name would make me want to risk myself for any patient? Will we get any thanks for it? I'm pretty sure they won't bother paying our pension if we are incapcitated and I doubt the general public will be supportive of sick pay or a redundancy package.
Daryl Proctor, a first-aider

I think I can say this for all of us - we all looked at each other as if to say ‘f**k health and safety’

Well clearly. You had a fucking hour and you hadn't bothered to move the young girl out of a freezing cold fucking muddy shitty hole. You had also been too fucking THICK to go and open the bastard gate because "you presume the ambulance crew would use their magical father christmas type key" (Slight paraphrasing) and not one of you were concerned enough about the poor child to go and meet the ambulance and help them find the girl because you are a bunch of bone idle cunts.

The comment that came out was "this is a low priority call" or "a green call". That was the male paramedic.'

So basically you don't know what the paramedic said, those two are nowhere near the same words. You have no fucking clue what was said and you are making it up (with the help of the Daily Mail inserting quote marks) to pass it off as fact.
Also its FUCKING AMPDS. Almost certainly the reason this was low priority is you gave shit information (well let's be honest you didn't think to open the fucking gate to the field did you, you daft bastard?)
But anyway now we have critqued the IQ berefit reporter lets look at the average Daily Mail racist cunt reader to see their opinions they have chosen to share in between claiming dole and watching Jeremy Kyle.

What in the name of God has my country become..............?
- Mitch, Stalag Southampton, Land Of Doom

Fuck knows, My Atlas doesn't indicate where "Land of Doom" is located. Instead this article is about the UK so not sure why you feel the state of "your" (are you the dictator or something?) country is relevant. However if it is "your" country as you claim perhaps you should spend more time sorting it and less time posting on Daily Mail site, hmmmmmm?

Absolutely disgusting, what the hell sort of people are doing these jobs, this awful woman should be truly ashamed of herself 'frightened they fell over' what the

Who said she was frightened of falling over? Are you incapable of reading? I suspect probably. I am impressed you managed to type that response. I am considering submitting this as evidence for the Infinite Monkey Theorem. I also wasn't aware that you could bash your head against a keyboard and get a somewhat intelligable composition of thought.

not surprised were i work there are plenty of people that make more effort looking for excuses to do noting than just getting on with jobs they are just lazy it makes me sick

I can't help but notice the girl died in hospital. Now I am no expert on LAS however I am pretty sure they do not have a fucking teleporter so I would suggest they in fact did get the girl safely onto the ambulance. Unless of course your point is that ambulance crews are not only lazy but thick in not being able to find excuses to do nothing. Or are you implying that where you work people are even more lazy than ambulance staff? To be fair that is probably true given the workload of LAS on any given day. I can only hope your sickness is the start of ebola. Or maybe something slower like the onset of AIDS.

The LAS attendents are in the wrong profession; health and safety gone mad. In that situation I wouldnt follow backcare guidance.. I'd rather be in trouble for trying to help than not..

This is exactly why LAS don't want you. Just what they need is someone scrounging off public sector sick pay because they were too thick to consider carefully how to move the young girl. I would think you are exactly the kind of IQ negative morons that would have dropped the fucking girl on her head (not great for seizures - medical fact). Even better there is no evidence of the paramedic being worried about her back. Just the H&S of everyone. I expect you are exactly the kind of sponging cunt that would have sued LAS had you have hurt your back helping. In fact why the fuck didn't you help?

This brings me to the main point, all these people were suggesting that the ambulance crew should have used their superhuman powers and magical keys (we have a lot of responsiblity for band 5) to move this girl yet the slack jawed yokels spent one hour looking at her on the floor. A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR?! Why are people not up in arms about the ridiculously inept safety planning from organiser or the lack of brain cells to rub together between all of the fucking witnesses.
I'd be asking how any human being could spend an hour looking at an injured girl on the floor and just grumble the ambulance crew have not turned up.
To add cream to the whole thing

'I believe that I walked away at that point. I really was very close to being either verbally or physically abusive to the LAS attendant.

What a great example to set from a fucking history teacher. In front of children lets assault emergency services. You have done fuck all but watch a girl waste away for an hour, you failed to get an ambulance even though she suffered from a "violent" fit (just what in gods name were you expecting batman the wonder aider to do?) and then think you have the GOD GIVEN RIGHT to fucking assault my colleagues?!
You are complete scum. You are a complete waste of nutrients, oxygen and sunlight. I hope you are put on the fucking child abuse register. I hope nobody with your lack of compassion or criminal motivations are never allowed near children again.
In summary a plague of locusts causing genital necrosis is not a good enough punishment for this bunch of frontal lobe damaged idiots. You can point blame around all you want but first aid is the difference between a life lost and a life saved. You wasted that hour being self righteous lazy cunts and caused the death of a 14 year old girl. You have no excuse, there was no training needed to realise that leaving that girl in the mud for an hour and not even trying to help emergency services find her would contribute to her death.
How you can even managed not to drown yourselves in your own tears I do not know, I can only hope you choke slowly on your vomit while you sleep.